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An Aussie Joke
« on: September 15, 2007, 02:25:41 PM »
One characteristic of the Australian is that NOTHING is sacred, and they'll laugh and mock just about anything or anyone. Being able to also mock and laugh at one-self is fair-dinkum Aussie.
Aussie jokes may be abrasive, but they are NEVER PERSONAL with the malicious intention
to abuse or insult. Just for a great belly-laughter, Aussie-style !

Soooooo!!! My joke for today is........

A motorist was driving quietly along the road when, suddenly, his eyes goggled as, believe it or not, he spied a three-legged chook running beside him. It suddenly made a right hand turn, heading up a side track towards a nearby farm house. Intrigued, the motorist decided to follow the chook.
At the end of the track, he met a farmer leaning on a gate.

The motorist said, “You probably won’t believe this, but I reckon I saw a three-legged chook running this way.”

The farmer was nonchalant in response. “Yep, we breed them here.”

“But why?” asked the motorist.

“Well, you see, I like a leg, my wife likes a leg, and me son likes a leg.”

“And what do they taste like?”

“Dunno”, replied the farmer, “no one can catch the little buggers.”

[Chook = chicken in Aussie lingo]

 ;D ;D ;D