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Offline Mike

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A visiting minister
« on: September 17, 2007, 10:09:18 PM »
A visiting minister during the offeratory prayer:

"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you, we are but dust..."

He would have continued, but at that moment one very observant little girl (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,
"Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"

Church was pretty much over at that point ...

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Re: A visiting minister
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2007, 06:30:28 PM »
 ;D That's funny, I can imagine it really happening.  ;D