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Fridays Joke
« on: September 21, 2007, 05:46:04 AM »
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son Bob in New York and says, �I hate to ruin your day, but your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough! I�m sick of her, and I�m sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Boston and tell her,� and then hangs up.

The son frantically calls his sister, who goes nuts upon hearing the news.

She calls her father and yells, �You are not getting a divorce! Bob and I will be there tomorrow. Until then, don�t do a single thing, do you hear me?�

The father hangs up the phone, turns to his wife, and says, �It worked! The kids are coming for a visit, and they�re paying their own way!�
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