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Offline barb

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Things to never say to a cop...
« on: September 28, 2007, 01:38:02 PM »
 ;D

    * I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
    * Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
    * Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
    * Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
    * I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
    * You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
    * I pay your salary!
    * Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
    * Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
    * I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
    * When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"


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Re: Things to never say to a cop...
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2007, 05:54:19 PM »
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    * When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
I dare amyone to say that to a copper.
Sure fire way to get a one way ticket straight to jail.  :'(

Carl

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Re: Things to never say to a cop...
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2007, 06:11:35 PM »
 ;D  I'm going to try to remember this one in case I get pulled over again some day.

'Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.'

I could have used it a couple of weeks ago when we were coming back from fishing.

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Re: Things to never say to a cop...
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2007, 06:20:04 PM »
 ;D Just let me know your new email address when you're in jail  ;D