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Offline netwarrior

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Hillbilly Jokes
« on: January 18, 2010, 06:57:11 AM »
Hillbilly Jokes

* How many hillbillies does it take eat a 'possum? Two.
One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

* Best bar pick-up line in Kentucky: Hey, you
sure don't sweat much for a fat woman."

* Did you hear about the hillbilly who passed away
and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved
widow? She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

* What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a
hillbilly? The good ol' boy raises livestock.
The hillbilly gets emotionally involved.

* What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas? Nice tooth!

* How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas hotel?
When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in
my sink"and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."

* How can you tell if a hillbilly is married?
There are tobacco juice stains on both sides of his pickup truck.



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Re: Hillbilly Jokes
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2010, 07:02:16 AM »
Those are some good ones. Hey Brian, did you know I am part hillbilly. Mom is full.  ;D

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Re: Hillbilly Jokes
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2010, 12:42:13 PM »
Nice tooth Barb.   ;D  ;D  ;D

Just joking of course.

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Re: Hillbilly Jokes
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2010, 12:44:49 PM »
 ;D