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Offline barb

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Skip it!
« on: January 18, 2010, 07:00:17 AM »
Skip it!

Bernice was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When she returned, Berniceshocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

Bernice nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?"
 
"No, from skipping all day."  ;D

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Re: Skip it!
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2010, 12:49:11 PM »
 ;D